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We don't write code.
We vibe it.
A community of developers who trust the AI more than themselves. And rightly so — you definitely can't trust yourself.
MRR: $0* number generated by the same AI as the product
// an incubator in one button
Startup generator
Why spend a week on customer discovery when there's random()? Every pitch is ready for a seed round — and a shutdown a month later.
Push the button — get a unicorn 🦄
Your future failure will appear here. I mean success. I mean failure.
—MRR (soon)
—users (mom and the cat)
—hours of development
// friday, 6:57 pm
Deploy simulator
Why have staging when you have faith? Push the button and find out how your Friday ends.
$ _
// diagnosis without anesthesia
Quiz: are you a vibe coder?
6 questions. Honesty optional — your commits don't have it either.
question 1 / 6
You see a stack trace. What do you do?
// tech support from higher powers
The Prompt Oracle
Describe your problem — get senior-level advice. A senior in excuses.
I am the Oracle. Describe your problem, and I will give you advice you won't apply anyway.
// git commit -m
Commit message generator
Naming a commit is harder than writing the code. Especially when you didn't write the code.
// the unit economics of despair
Vibe tax calculator
Calculate the cost of never learning to code.
level of despair
$713per month on tokens
18%of a junior's salary
For that money a junior also wouldn't write tests, but at least they'd apologize.
saved on therapy: $0
refactoring — asking the AI to rewrite everything from scratchdebugging — pasting the error into the chat and prayingcode review — asking a second AI about the first onetech debt — a legacy-world concept, doesn't apply to usdocumentation — your chat history with the AItesting — deploying to prodarchitecture — whatever the AI drew in ASCIIsenior — whoever has the more expensive subscriptionpet project — a prod project that hasn't gone down yethotfix — the prompt “fix it now, the client can see it”refactoring — asking the AI to rewrite everything from scratchdebugging — pasting the error into the chat and prayingcode review — asking a second AI about the first onetech debt — a legacy-world concept, doesn't apply to usdocumentation — your chat history with the AItesting — deploying to prodarchitecture — whatever the AI drew in ASCIIsenior — whoever has the more expensive subscriptionpet project — a prod project that hasn't gone down yethotfix — the prompt “fix it now, the client can see it”